A Wonderland Poem...

I followed the White Rabbit and fell down his hole and once again I arrived at Wonderland...
             
                    Where I went for a tea party with Mad Hatter and March Hare to celebrate my Un-Birthday...
                       
            Then I'll be causing mischief with the Cheshire Cat and I really don't know when I'll be back...
         
        So have fun...
                                       
                                                   And please don't bother me…

Or…
                         
                                          I'll tell the Red Queen that you painted her roses red and she will scream "Off with your head!"